Insane Asylum.

[Jukka the Sling]

Why?

[BlueRose]

Off-Topic:

That's Soren.

IF ANYONE I GET TO BE GUS!!! LT IS THE GUY ON THE LEFT, (whose name is Shawn by the way).

Back on topic:
I find that you "proof" will not be enough to convince a jury.

*bursts in* OMIGOSH IT'S GUS!

[The Skarzs]

Why?

Because triple fist-bump. Actually, you're hired again.

[Faiyloe]

 

[Russa Nodrey]

*Whispers something to Freddy*
*Freddy whispers something back*

Faiy, I wish to be employed as a janitor at this wonderful establishment. Pleeeeeeease?

[The Skarzs]

*Ignores Faiy.*

You're insane, Russa.

[Faiyloe]

*Whispers something to Freddy*
*Freddy whispers something back*

Faiy, I wish to be employed as a janitor at this wonderful establishment. Pleeeeeeease?

All employees must be sane. You have not been cured yet.

[Russa Nodrey]

Cure me.

[SilentSam]

Let meh out. Wait... the door is open... *walks away*

[LT Sandpaw]

(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)

Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?

Alexander da Great, This is supposed to be a sanity test not a history lesson!

[Izeroth]

 Alexander the Great! That reminds me, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of Civ4 in this establishment, would you?

[The Skarzs]

(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)

Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?

Alexander da Great, This is supposed to be a sanity test not a history lesson!

It's testing your sanity nonetheless.

What do you do when you are alone, as in talk to yourself, or hit yourself randomly?

[Faiyloe]

Talking to your self is not a sign of insanity. It is just a sign that you are a writer or an artist or in my case both. 

[The Skarzs]

Mm, indeed.

[LT Sandpaw]

I don't talk to myself or hit myself, maybe you should give more options, I normally go into deep thought when I'm by myself.