Insane Asylum.

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 07:21:02 PM

Oh, yeah, that was me.

Faiyloe · January 21, 2015, 07:28:55 PM

What I just clean this morning! *Looks over at LT* Wait a second! *Grabs an empty sack from Sandpaw* Whats this? You have been trailing dirt in my nice clean asylum! *Looks into the bottom of the sack and pules out a handful of dirt from the bottom of the bag. What are you trying to do?! Sabotage us. I keep this place squeaky clean mind you and I conduct maintenance checks on all important functions weekly (With the help of an expert). I also would like to let you know that beneath the floor of this asylum is a layer of metal and at least three feet of concrete. There is no way that anyone could be digging tunnels without the proper tools (Prisoners DO NOT have access to the proper tools).

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 07:32:58 PM

*Hides stick of dynamite behind my* She's right.

Dannflower Reguba · January 21, 2015, 07:42:20 PM

"Um, Russ? Why are you hiding a toilet paper tube behind your back? And why is it wrapped in red construction paper? Oh, I got the vacuum for ya Faiy."

BTW: it's metal, not mettle.

Russa Nodrey · January 21, 2015, 07:45:46 PM

^It's homemade.

Lady Amber · January 22, 2015, 12:26:43 AM

*Sits in cell peacefully* As you can see, I'm very well behaved.

Dannflower Reguba · January 22, 2015, 01:28:01 AM

Pretty sure Faiy would never allow you to have gunpowder in your cell.

Lady Amber · January 22, 2015, 01:29:50 AM

Are you talking to Russa?

Russa Nodrey · January 22, 2015, 01:40:08 AM

I believe so.

@Dan: She does not know yet. *Insane laughter* Freddy the Froad smuggled it in.

Delthion · January 22, 2015, 01:42:33 AM

Well hello there! This looks like a lovely place. I would like to book a room. Hello! Miss! *Gets tossed in a cell.* My word the service here is terrible! I wonder why it got a 5-Star rating? Oh wait, the map's upside down. *Proceeds to burn cell.*

Lady Amber · January 22, 2015, 01:44:25 AM

@Russa: ...That's really gonna convince Faiy to let you out...

Russa Nodrey · January 22, 2015, 01:45:43 AM

You really think so?

Delthion · January 22, 2015, 01:47:33 AM

Excuse me could you lot quiet down! I am trying to burn something here! *Sets fire to entire asylum.* Oops. Quick someone put out the flames! Or say that I am only dreaming!

The Skarzs · January 22, 2015, 01:48:13 AM

*Gets fire extinguisher.* I knew we shouldn't have used oil-based paint. . . *Puts out fires.*

Delthion · January 22, 2015, 01:49:37 AM

Excuse me but if I can only get out of this cell...*Burns lock and opens door. Runs around putting stuff back where it was.* Ah! There we go! *Stuff falls down again.*

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