Insane Asylum.

[Hickory]

... so you're implying you teleport us into windowless, barless, and doorless cells?

[The Skarzs]

Nah, there're doors.

Sage there are no bars just lovely white walls.  and thanks for the offer Eul but we have a strict regulation against lethal weaponry. Here is a taser I will have to confiscate that Machete. You've got the job if you are willing to follow the rules. 

As well as the fact that security guards aren't really necessary. That's why I'm here.

[Eulaliaaa!]

B-b-but my machete! I love my machete! You can't just take it, it's mine! Forget the taser, this girl needs a machete!

[Hickory]

*hols out machete*

[Delthion]

I think Eul's insane. No she's not! Yes she is! No she's not! *Conversation trails off...*

[The Skarzs]

She's an extremist and obsessed, but not psycho as far as I can tell.

[Delthion]

See? I told you! Actually, the more I see and hear Skarzs, the more I think he's insane. No you don't. Yes I do! No you don't! Yes I do! *Conversation trails off...*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*polishes machete and sings to it* don't worry, I won't hurt anyone if they do what Skarz and Faiy tell them. Or whoever's in charge. Oh, and I forgot to tell you: I work for $100 an hour. I'll be here all week. 

[The Skarzs]

I never hired you.

[Faiyloe]

  feel free to stick around though but if you start getting destructive we will have to lock you up.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Destructive? Me? Nah 

[Delthion]

She'll be locked up by the end of the day! Why must you always be so negative? I think she'll be here for a week! No she won't. Have you listened to her? She's almost lock-uppable as it is! Stop making up words! Never! *Sigh.*

[The Skarzs]

Destructive? Me? Nah 

I believe the term is "trigger-happy".

[Eulaliaaa!]

... Trigger-happy with a machete?

[Delthion]

Yeah...that's true...