Insane Asylum.

Russa Nodrey · September 11, 2015, 09:36:32 PM

How old are you anyway! I bet you're not even old enough to own an asylum! O.O *Shocked*

Faiyloe · September 11, 2015, 10:01:59 PM

I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.

Cornflower MM · September 11, 2015, 10:26:50 PM

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 11:56:50 PM
It's about time you fired me.

Heck yeah.

Quote from: Faiyloe on September 11, 2015, 10:01:59 PM
I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.

*Slow nod*

Russa Nodrey · September 12, 2015, 05:32:43 PM

Quote from: Faiyloe on September 11, 2015, 10:01:59 PM
I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.

Humane? I haven't eaten in weeks, this cell is freezing, I'm going insane with boredom, and you're being humane?

Faiyloe · September 12, 2015, 05:35:39 PM

Her condition is worse than I thought... The temperature is quite comfortable and you are feed three times a day... If you are not eating the food we give you because you don't like it I can get corn to make you something else.

Russa Nodrey · September 12, 2015, 05:40:49 PM

*Faints*

Cornflower MM · September 12, 2015, 06:28:12 PM

*Rolls eyes* Faiy, Russa has fainted.

The Skarzs · September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM

Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.

Hickory · September 12, 2015, 08:58:08 PM

*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.

Izeroth · September 12, 2015, 09:18:49 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.

Faked documents, I see. How reassuring.

The Skarzs · September 12, 2015, 10:01:34 PM

Puh.

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 12, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.

She doesn't need surgery.

Eulaliaaa! · September 12, 2015, 10:37:53 PM

*holds up my machete* you sure she doesn't need surgery?

Hickory · September 12, 2015, 10:44:45 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 10:01:34 PM
Puh.

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 12, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.
She doesn't need surgery.

Ok, sure. (practices operating on fake body*

The Skarzs · September 12, 2015, 10:51:31 PM

Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 12, 2015, 10:37:53 PM
*holds up my machete* you sure she doesn't need surgery?

Quite sure.

Cornflower MM · September 13, 2015, 12:54:10 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.

*Pats Skar's cheek, getting flour all over it* Good to know!

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