Redwall Infirmary

[The Skarzs]

A wheelchair after I break his legs, that's what would support him.

[Tam and Martin]

Har.

[Rusvul]

1. Knights of the Silver Rose are to be trusted- That's a well-known thing.

2. Things are not always as they seem. That's also a known thing.

3. If you see an eight year old throwing hell's fireballs and speaking in a deeper, eloquent voice, that kind of gives them away.


If I saw a trusted member of a guardian society in combat with an eight year old girl who was throwing the flames of hell, I certainly wouldn't assault the guardian.

[Tam and Martin]

Har.

[Rusvul]

Tam. Do I need to teleport you to the source of the illusions? Because I will, if that's what it takes to get you to stop making those ridiculous noises.

[Tam and Martin]

Har. *translation: No.*

[Rusvul]

*Green light* You have fifteen seconds to say something intelligent. Or else.

[Tam and Martin]

HAR HAR HAR! *Translation: No no Stop!

[BlueRose]

Fuscia-Sensei isn't stupid, Tam. She knows how to act like a child in public.

[Tam and Martin]

Har.

[Rusvul]

Nine, eight, seven...


Okay, fine. Blue. You win. I'm a jerk. Happy?

[Tam and Martin]

HAR HAR HAR!

[BlueRose]

Very happy.

(Sorry, I must pester people on their birthdays. It's traditional.)

[Tam and Martin]

HAR.

[Rusvul]

No apology needed. But I will return the favor- Just some fair warning.