Redwall Infirmary

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'M FLUMMINGBUSTED.  AAGH!

[Russa Nodrey]

Hurry! Get Ash to the infirmary, he's flummingbusted!!! Wait, what does that even mean?

[Lady Amber]

It's a rare disease caused by a bite from a frog, who has been bitten by a hummingbird, who has been bitten by a flea, who has been bitten by a worm-like parasite thingy. The parasite is quite rare, only found in a remote corner of Northern Siberia. We must do all we can for him at once.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

AAAGH IM TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION HELP ME BEFORE IT GETS WORSE AND I START TALKING IN CHAT SPEAK

[LT Sandpaw]

Well doc the treatment can only be found in the Chinese mountain under a incredibly rare flower where a mouse has been in the last ten minutes. You most collect the roots then processed them in waffle butter and smashed together with three hundred, hundred dollar bills.

Do you have the cure here?

[The Skarzs]

Or you could squish him; it's a known cure.

[LT Sandpaw]

That might work too.

[Hickory]

Sister, this good hare has a salad fork in his bottom and two pestering shrews and an angry Friar after him! Please provie assitance to mister Floria Dugglewoff Wilffachop!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Or you could squish him; it's a known cure.

Dont u dare.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

i mannaged to find som medicin.  Help befor it gets worse

[Søren]

@Ash
*puts medicine in syringe and stabs syringe into Ash's arm*
Oh wait, missed the artery. Hold on...
*does it again, gets it right*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Tanks m8 ur gr8. *Waits for disease to go away*

[Søren]

*takes off surgical mask*
It was too late. He's using numbers now, there was nothing we could do.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Giatí miláo? elli?niká ? (Why am I speaking greek?)

[Søren]

Giatí miláo? elli?niká ? (Why am I speaking greek?)

SHHH.....don't talk. Only sleep now. It will be alright.
*hides black body bag behind back*