D.A.B. Red'all H'Abbey

[Ruggum]

Silence fell over the Dibbun contingent, then Ruggum raised a small clenched paw and shouted. "Dab!"

Lissen up, ye miscreants an' bwighters!

Red'all elders leave it to uz an' leave the H'Abbey, they'm be fast furr a gurt fatty beasts. Ow'd it 'appen? Uz got inna Red'all outta ee rainwet. Oi figured outta ee lock on ee gate vurry farstly. Ho, yuss oi did! No elders back t'H'Abbey today! Furr makin' ee bedtime, oi'd choppen their thurr off, burr aye! They'm b'aint goin' t'keep baffin' uz an' senden uz oop t'bed urrly til we'm old an' dead an' buried. Villyun rarscals outta 'H'Abbey  inna woods! They'm can baff thurrselves, hurhur!

The H'Abbey frum naow on will be roin by uz, Dab!
Uz'll built a cumfy likkle den an' camp in hurr, an' serve brekkist, an' never get ee baff, or even ee likkle wash, b'aint that right? Git brekkist frum the Kitchens, widout the fatty Friar! An' uz can eat tons ee blackburry tarts an' pies. Yurr, uz make lots'n'lots'n'lots, gurt 'eaps of 'em!
Oi be knownen ee way! An' oi bee's most speedy furr a nolechoild, hurr hurr.

Dab! Dab! Dab!

[Taggerung_of_Redwall]

Listen up, you impudent little dibbuns! Open the gates immediately and let us back in! The idea of locking us out and starting food fights in the Kitchens! Hmph!

[Ruggum]

Listen up, you impudent little dibbuns! Open the gates immediately and let us back in! The idea of locking us out and starting food fights in the Kitchens! Hmph!

H'Abbey iz oi's, zurr!

Dab! Dab! Dab!

[Silent Sam]

*Sucks thumb*

*Points at self and smiles*

*Sucks thumb again*

[Ferdy]

Yeah! I'm going to become a mighty warrior, just like Martin, and I need lotsa training an' food fights an' NO OLDIES tellin' me what ta do!

[BrookSkimmer]

Oy! This isn't funny you lot! just wait'll we get back in there!

[Dumble]

'Ho yes it 'tis. We beess naughty h'all day! I don' wanna list'n to h'elders anymore. Not even Mista Thrugg. So there!

[Matthias720]

*knocks on the Abbey gates*

Alright you rapscallions, let us in! You are being VERY naughty! When I get my hands on you, it will be early bedtime and Abbot's Report for the lot of you! Open this gate at once!

[Runn]

Nope! We's not gonna go a'bed early! Take tha back or we never let you back in! Hee hee!!!!

[Ruggum]

Hurhurhur, uz mak beter elders dan ee olden elders!

[Lutra]

Oh bother, I slept through the whole thing.