RIGGLE COMPETITION

[Ferdy]

HA! Dis topic has less than 50 pages, but I'm a dibbun an' I do what I like! So I say we're going to have a riggle competition. This game has no rules, just post riggles and we'll try to guess 'em.

I'm going first 'cause I'm the best.

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

[321tumbler]

A clock!

[Ruggum]

Hurhur, ee thin' goes opp an' opp wid lots'n'lots o' roots an' n'ver grows?

[psybox]

A dead tree in an elevator!

[Kitsune]

I'm guessing a mountain?

[Rainshadow]

A dead tree in an elevator!

  Wot's a h'ewevator?

I'm guessing a mountain?

  Yeah, mountain!  *Whispers to Plugg*  Wot's a mountain wook wike?

[Tam and Martin]

A clock!

Me wiv 321 on dis one!!!!! CLOCK!!!!

[The Skarzs]

Hurhur, ee thin' goes opp an' opp wid lots'n'lots o' roots an' n'ver grows?

Mountain, but volcanoes grow!

[Jetthebinturong]

What has four eyes a mouth and a bed?

[The Skarzs]

A river.

[Rainshadow]

  I gots a riggwe:

  You's inna room wiff no winnows or doors, an' i's innestructubwe.  Aww you got is a tabwe an' a mirror.  'Ow da ya get out?

[Kitsune]

You look at the table then look away. You saw the table. You take the saw and cut the mirror in half. Two halves make a whole. You crawl in the hole and get out.

[Rainshadow]

You look at the table then look away. You saw the table. You take the saw and cut the mirror in half. Two halves make a whole. You crawl in the hole and get out.

  *Vigorously shakes head*  Nope!  You cwose, but nope!

[Kitsune]

Ach.

[Ruggum]

I'm guessing a mountain?

Ye vurry gudd at dis gam, zurr!