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FloweringStar

#45
May 30, 2014, 04:57:09 AM
Rosie, do you need help?
Sekai de ichiban ohimesama. ;)

BlueRose

#46
May 30, 2014, 05:36:59 AM
Hobbit, you are a love. Yes please.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Thomas Barkshield

#47
May 30, 2014, 05:47:35 AM
*Gives Bluerose 9 silver*
Muahahahahah! I needed the saddle to ride smaug! now I can terrorise this village! Can anyone stop me? Muhahahahahahah!

The Skarzs

#48
May 30, 2014, 07:23:09 AM
You look tasty; hold on, let me roast one of your legs. Or maybe fry it, or grill it. . . heck, I might even make it into a stew. C'mere so I can have your lower leg; I'm hungry.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Leatho Shellhound

#49
May 30, 2014, 02:02:02 PM
Do you have new slings?
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BlueRose

#50
May 30, 2014, 04:02:29 PM
Of course we do, Leatho. All our stock is brand new!
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

Wylder Treejumper

#51
May 30, 2014, 05:17:27 PM
Quote from: Thomas Barkshield on May 30, 2014, 05:47:35 AM
*Gives Bluerose 9 silver*
Muahahahahah! I needed the saddle to ride smaug! now I can terrorise this village! Can anyone stop me? Muhahahahahahah!
I'll stop you!

*Blows a silver horn*

soon ever Paladin of Torm in 50 miles will be here, and since Thornhold is only 37 miles away... That's aproximately 300 Paladins, not including clerics.

*Draws Paladin's sword*

And, by the way, I also happen to be of the order of the Knights of the Dragon. That means I have the ability to call my dragon!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rusvul

#52
May 30, 2014, 05:42:05 PM
*Throws Paladin Hammer at Wylder* NO! *Graps silver horn* *Blows silver horn, and a massive plume of billowing violet shadow spews out, with a deep, resounding, sound* Hahahahahahaha! Paladins are weak. Weak, compared to the denizens of the Void! *Paladin hammer, shield, and armor are torn to withering shreds, still ablaze with flames of tyrian purple* *More shadow* *Even more shadow* *So much shadow* *Everyone dies* *The people who didn't die in the first wave of death die* *Every single life form on the planet is wiped out of existance*

Wylder Treejumper

#53
May 30, 2014, 05:43:40 PM
*Pure white light billows from Paladin's Sword*

*Counteracts evil smelling purple perfume*

Evil is inferior! You shall not prevail! Prepare to die!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rusvul

#54
May 30, 2014, 05:45:29 PM
*Voice from smoke* I already have... But so have you.

Wylder Treejumper

#55
May 30, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
*Smirks*

You are incorrect, there.

*Light intensifies, clearing away evil perfume*

Perpare to feel the cleansing bite of the Holy Avenger of Torm!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rusvul

#56
May 30, 2014, 05:48:37 PM
*Shadow infects everyone and kills the last sentient being, that being Wylder*

Wylder Treejumper

#57
May 30, 2014, 06:13:43 PM
*Laughs*

Paladins can not be cursed or diseased, Evil One!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

BlueRose

#58
May 30, 2014, 06:28:49 PM
*coughs, standing up and waving away the smoke.* ENOUGH! No fighting in my shop. *uses several djinn vessels in the shape of sporks to clear away everything dangerous and bring back all the dead.*

If you must squabble, go out of the shop and fight outside the protective barrier.
Was anyone else on the old DAB forum, circa 2009? I was recently reminded of it, lol.

Bitterly jittery, and not very glittery.

The Skarzs

#59
May 30, 2014, 06:58:30 PM
Can I still have Thomas's leg for lunch, then?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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