Village Trade Store

[Leatho Shellhound]

Of course we do, Leatho. All our stock is brand new!

Great! I'll take three, and maybe a bag of stones.

[BlueRose]

IF you take him outside to eat him, Skarzs. I dislike having to clean blood off of my carpets.

*gives three slings to Leatho, along with a bag of smooth river stones.* 1 silver, 5 coppers.

[Jetthebinturong]

*Pushes Wylder outside and sets him on fire* this game is fun though I prefer aquamancy to pyromancy or possibly arachnomancy or dracomancy *thinks* hmmm technomancy, ropomancy, nekomancy? *thinks more* I KNOW! I'll combine them all! *Conjures up a giant mechanical cross between a spider, a dragon, a bat and a cat with eyes that shoot fire and a water cannon on it's back* let's add in some lupomancy *adds in wolf features* and vulpomancy *adds in fox features* and finally lets finish it with lutromancy *adds otter features* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Behold the Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter, lord of fire and water!

[BlueRose]

*holds a magical sabre to Jet's throat.* Out. Now.

[Jetthebinturong]

I was already out you fool! *Conjures several purple vortices" come through my ghostly brethren! You can help my Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter to rule the universe *Purple people come out of the vortices*

[BlueRose]

Outside the protective boundary. *points to a faintly shimmering blue line around the shop* I don't want anyone messing up my begonias!

[Wylder Treejumper]

I now call upon the most powerful energies granted to Paladinkind!

*Petrifies Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter*

There. Your begonias should be safe, Blue.

[BlueRose]

*fetches magical broom* All the same, OUT!

[Rusvul]

*Suit of armor on the wall falls over* *Remnants of purple smog billow and stream into the armor* Ah, hello. I apologize for my outburst- I find paladins quite irritating. All that Lawful/Good nonsense. Nobody's as perfect as you want us to be, including yourselves. Excuse me, shopkeeper, may I have this suit of armor? It would seem my physical body has been regretfully destroyed. You may take any of my posessions, I have no need for them, but this is fine armor, and I could get used to it.

[The Skarzs]

IF you take him outside to eat him, Skarzs. I dislike having to clean blood off of my carpets.

*Drags Thomas outside in a headlock* C'mon, I've gotta. . .

*Sees the Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter*
That looks tasty. Can I eat that?

[Jetthebinturong]

I now call upon the most powerful energies granted to Paladinkind!

*Petrifies Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter*

There. Your begonias should be safe, Blue.

You can't petrify something that isn't living *Drags Wylder out of the protective boundary and casts several unrelated spells for no apparent reason (Spidergeddon, Dragnarok, Vulpocalypse, Capture, Bataclysm, Ottastation, Wolfocaust and Sharknado (just 'cause))*

And no you can't Skarzs! *Mecha-spidonatcatolfoxter shoots fire out of its eyes at Skarzs*

[BlueRose]

*goes back inside* Sorry for the disturbance, dear customers.

[Russa Nodrey]

*sends out ghost fire minions to retrieve all the items.* Russa, 25 gold.

*Carefully counts out 25 gold, and hands it to Blue* Dost thou sell horses 'ere?

[Thomas Barkshield]

Oy! I rather like my leg! Beside, I don't have any interdimentional portals to get into the hobbit universe anyway. Well then. Do you accept returns? Oh yeah, I also need some bandages. SOMEONE has been nibbling on my leg.

[Leatho Shellhound]

IF you take him outside to eat him, Skarzs. I dislike having to clean blood off of my carpets.

*gives three slings to Leatho, along with a bag of smooth river stones.* 1 silver, 5 coppers.

Gives coins to BlueRose, I hope you don't mind Green Isle currency.