Russa's Restaurant

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Amber.

[Lady Amber]

*Hacks my way out of Del's stomach using an axe*

[Russa Nodrey]

I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.

I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.

Sorry, we don't serve that here.

Why is my order taking so long? It's been 3 hours!

Sorry about the wait. *Brings out a giant tray* Enjoy your meals!

Do you have any vegan options?

Yes we do! *Hands Galli a menu*

Can I eat other members?

Sorry, that's not allowed.

[Groddil]

Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats the real Russa's hand anyway.

[Ashleg]

I DEMAND Russa nibs!

[Delthion]

 

[Groddil]

What the hell is a "Nib?"

Unless it's short for nibblies. I like nibblies.

* Groddil continues getting diabetes.

[Ashleg]

My name is Wilford Brimmley, and I have Diabeetus.

[Russa Nodrey]

Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.

Um, I don't think so. Thanks, though.

* Delthion eats the real Russa's hand anyway.

Haha! How funny! *Pats Delthion's little head as he happily chews on a fork*

I DEMAND Russa nibs!

*Gives Ash Russa nibs* (They're not actually made out of me, BTW.)

[Rosie Willowwater]

Hey Russaa, can I have a pineapple smoothie? *Makes puppy dog eyes*

[Russa Nodrey]

Sure! *Makes the smoothie* *Hands it to Rosie* Enjoy!

[The Skarzs]

No, no. She said "pine-apple."

[Russa Nodrey]

?

[Delthion]

Here I come to save the day!

* Delthion quickly makes a smoothie out of pine needles and apples, then hands it to Rosie, taking the other mistaken smoothie away.