Rachel's Explosive shop

[rachel25]

Well, I decided, since everyone else has a shop, I want one too. So come here, and buy explosives, any kind you want. I'll give you a good deal! 

[Jukka the Sling]

*Enters shop* *Slams fistful of $100 bills on the counter* I want 20 large cases of dynamite. Make it quick, please; I'm in a hurry.

[Tam and Martin]

I NEED THOSE CASES! I already preordered them on the internet! I have to blow up the Statue of Liberty!

[Jukka the Sling]

But I preordered them before you! I need 'em to blow up my room - it's easier than cleaning it!

[Tam and Martin]

True. Give them to Jukka then. I will post-pone the end of the SOL.

[The Mask]

YOU WANT TO BLOW UP THE SUN? Okay, can I help?

By The Way, if you're wondering where I'm getting the sun from, Sol is the name for the sun.

[Tam and Martin]

Actually, I meant SOL to stand for the Statue Of Liberty.

[rachel25]

I NEED THOSE CASES! I already preordered them on the internet! I have to blow up the Statue of Liberty!

Well you must do so immediately! Here, I've got spares!

*Enters shop* *Slams fistful of $100 bills on the counter* I want 20 large cases of dynamite. Make it quick, please; I'm in a hurry.

*hands boxes over*

[Tam and Martin]

Thanks! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Rusvul]

*trips into building* I needs der nucular warheeds. Giz me de nucular warheeds.

[Cornflower MM]

Quick! Quick! QUICK! I need three explosive arrows to use on the man chasing me!

[Vilu Daskar]

I want an atomic bomb NOW!

[Faiyloe]

*Runs into Shop sets off all the explosives in the storage room and then uses my teleportation device to beam my self out of there and watch the giant explosion from my space ship as the entire shop + the aria around it blows it self to smithereens*

[Vilu Daskar]

Luckily that was just someone dressed up as me.

[Jukka the Sling]

*Takes boxes and leaves money on the counter* *Runs home* *Piles dynamite in my room and throws a lit match at it* *Runs a safe distance away and blocks ears*

*KA-BOOM!*