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Started by The Mask, June 13, 2014, 07:50:55 AM

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Cornflower MM

I'll have a cloak. A normal blue one.

The Mask

Just normal? Are you sure? Don't you want some kind of enchantment or somethi-fine take the cloak.* Throws a cloak at Corn.* And here are your free boots, great for escaping if someone sees through your disguise. That is 2 Silver.
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Gnoflet

Why is everyone making stores? And where do you use the stuff you buy?
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

The Mask

Because business is booming! Well you can use it all across the interweb. Also it's just a bit of fun and roleplaying. It can't really do much.(Don't tell anyone I said that)
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM

Eh, the boots are two sizes two big. Oh well. *Hands over the silver*

The Mask

SELLING DAGGERS NOW,NOW SELLING DAGGERS!!
I will be selling
Kukris
Trench Knives
Boot Knives
Bowie Knives
Skinning Knives
Daggers
Folding Knives
Dirks
Katars
Nimchas

Most are available in different metals and colours!
Opening sale: 5 silver for ANY of these knives!
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM

I'll have a dagger. *Hands over five silver and picks out dagger*

The Mask

Cool! The boots offer still stands so if you want me to fit another pair I can!
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM


The Mask

Sorry mate I have been away. Here you go *hands cornflower a pair of perfectly fitting boots*
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM

Thank you. *Picks out nice dagger* I'll take this one, G'day.

The Mask

No,just no   :-X
G'day is only used by bogans. And it's used to greet someone, not say goodbye ;)
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM

Humph. I'll say what i want, when I want. Now, G'DAY! *Stomps out of shop, putting on boots*

Feles

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Quote from: The Mask on June 20, 2014, 11:50:23 PM
SELLING DAGGERS NOW,NOW SELLING DAGGERS!!
I will be selling
Kukris
Trench Knives
Boot Knives
Bowie Knives
Skinning Knives
Daggers
Folding Knives
Dirks
Katars
Nimchas

Most are available in different metals and colours!
Opening sale: 5 silver for ANY of these knives!
Where are the butterfly knives, and KA-BARs

But ill but a dirk, *hands over 5 silver*
Now give me some of dem boots
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Rusvul

Will you sell me three pounds of invisible chicken liver? Thanks.