But then...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...An' zen ze vee bug zneezed again, vhich coincoided viz a nearby earzquake. Ze local vitch-doctor decided zat ze earzquake vaz cauzed by ze vee bug, vhich vaz zen zoroughly chazed zeveral yearz in a mozt dreadful vitch-'unt in an attempt tae skever ze bug upon a noice roaztin' ztick. Ten an' a quarter yearz later it had been zuccezzfully zkevered an' zerved up az a lovely cooked-cricket stev an' given tae ze people o' Turkey. After vhich, ze godz grev angry an' vent tae var viz ze people, an' zen- after reignin' victoriouz- zey prompty ate ze people o' Turkey.

But zen, ze ghozt o' ze vee bug zneezed.

[Faiyloe]

And then the Sneeze of the ghost of the wee bug got all over vilu.

[Cornflower MM]

Do I need to translate again?

But then I hand Vilu a tissue.

[Kitsune]

But then I walk in.

[Faiyloe]

but then you slip on the sneeze of the ghost of the wee bug...