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Started by Cornflower MM, July 01, 2014, 02:29:50 AM

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Cornflower MM

Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.

rachel25

Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2015, 10:39:09 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 07, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.

What? Why?

Also, it's 'license' not 'licence' :P

Quote from: rachel25 on October 07, 2015, 07:50:35 PM
Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!

*Points to bottle that I give you for your headache*
*drains bottle* Hmmm, a little better. Hey, Corn. Would you mind if I just hang out in the corner of your shop? Those armchairs by the window look really comfy.

Cornflower MM


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Vilu Daskar

Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 12:28:16 AM
Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.
I promise.
*Runs outside of whistles. An 18-wheeler backs up in front of the door and 30 pirates come in to pick up the stuff.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 03:47:26 PM
Sure! Go ahead. :)
Thanks!
*bounds into armchair and snuggles under blanket*

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Soren the Warrior on October 08, 2015, 03:49:36 PM
So, my hands got cut off. Anything here for that?

Er. . . . . . . . . . Let me check?

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:22:28 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 12:28:16 AM
Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.
I promise.
*Runs outside of whistles. An 18-wheeler backs up in front of the door and 30 pirates come in to pick up the stuff.*

That is not a seventeen feet U-Haul. *Crosses arms* And get those rats out of here!

Vilu Daskar

"I prefer 18-Wheelers, and they aren't rats they're weasels, foxes, and ferrets."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.


Cornflower MM

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 09, 2015, 04:00:31 PM
"I prefer 18-Wheelers, and they aren't rats they're weasels, foxes, and ferrets."

Then the deal's off. I don't care, just get them out of my shop! Now!

Vilu Daskar

"Fine, I'll get a U-haul. You Guys what outside and you get a U-haul."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

Why do you want my stuff anyway?

Vilu Daskar

In case I get sick or wounded.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.