Corny's Medical Shop!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

[lass of something much]

*bursts back into thread*

*looks around. sighs*
*makes Cornie a hot coco*
*takes Kade's fork and hands it to Corn*
*poofs the shop back into perfect order*
Now, who needed a medic?

[Kade Rivok]

That would be your beloved in the infant thread.

*Poofs Lass upside-down via picking her up by the leg and throws her to the infant thread.*
*Retrieves enchanted fork.*
*Drinks hot cocoa.*
*Pats Corn with the enchanted fork.*

There, there.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*comes in with a bunch of flowers and some spray on deodorant that so smells like flowers*
Right, somebeast's been causing trouble and I'm here to sort it out. Peacefully, since Corn doesn't really approve of violence unless she does it. Next beast to break something gets flowered.

Also, can I have some kawakawa ointment please, Corn? I can't find mine and I grazed my knee on the way here.

[lass of something much]

That would be your beloved in the infant thread.

*Poofs Lass upside-down via picking her up by the leg and throws her to the infant thread.*
*Retrieves enchanted fork.*
*Drinks hot cocoa.*
*Pats Corn with the enchanted fork.*

There, there.

You do not have proofing powers, and thus this whole post is invalid.

[Kade Rivok]

(That was a joke.  I said I poofed you upside down via picking you up by your leg.  That means I didn't poof you -_-)

[lass of something much]

(You know it's a bad joke when somebeast takes it seriously.)

[Kade Rivok]

(Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean it's a bad joke, it just means that you didn't get it  )

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gently opens door and struts in*

[shisteer of nothing much]

You beasts need to behave yourselves.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm currently comforting Corn (via my fork), thank you.

I'd say I'm behaving perfectly.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Good.

[Cornflower MM]

*Sniiiiiiiiiffs*

[lass of something much]

{Corn, I fixed your shop }

[shisteer of nothing much]

*offers Corn a cup of tea*