Useless Sayings.

[The Skarzs]

Have a happy bathtub.

Rules are: make up a saying that makes no sense or has no solid meaning, like: Be glad: the leaves are not sandpaper.
Have fun!

[Rainshadow]

  Shave a man's head, and he'll be bald for a day.  Teach a man to shave, and he'll probably kill himself because he's using a straight razor on his own head.

[The Skarzs]

Pluck two birds with one penny.

[Tam and Martin]

DIE GAR! Ahem......

[Wylder Treejumper]

Communism. 

[James Gryphon]

If you can't stand the heat, then don't say anything at all.

[Rainshadow]

  When in doubt, use Bing.

[The Skarzs]

If you can't beat 'em, shoot 'em.

[James Gryphon]

A bird in the hand is in the eye of the beholder.

[The Skarzs]

May your goulash be full of socks.

[James Gryphon]

An ounce of prevention is stranger than fiction.
All that glitters is only as strong as its weakest link.
All work and no play makes the most noise.

[Wylder Treejumper]

A book of useless sayings is worth a rabbit in a henhouse.

[James Gryphon]

Don't criticize your neighbor until you have to go both ways.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes the heart grow fonder.
You can catch more flies with one stone.
It's like killing two birds with your smile.
Either fish or cut your nose off to spite your friend's nose.

[The Skarzs]

Make a blob walk and he'll move out of the way; teach a blob to walk and he'll die after pay.

[Rusvul]

When in Rome, do as the crow flies.