The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

As the Earth was in a different universe, though, it had no effect on our heroes.

[Izeroth]

 Our "heroes" then got into an argument about the culinary usefulness of tomatoes.

[James Gryphon]

In a galaxy far far away, Mel was bored.

[Mhera]

He decided to log onto the Drywall Abbey forum.

[Izeroth]

 That forum focused on a series of books written by Jrian Bacques.

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion beamed as the officiating captain said, "You may kiss the bride".

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[James Gryphon]

The two lovers kissed for so long that Ledthion ran out of air and passed out, right there on the bridge.

[Banya]

Sukka poured salt on Ledthion, hoping he would wake; as newly-newlyweds, she had yet to take out a life insurance policy on her husband.

[Skyblade]

Meanwhile, Sky was standing outside playing a flute, glad it wasn't her being written about like this

[James Gryphon]

Skyshare, along with Nussa Rodrey and Rady Lamber, had been a bridesmaid in the party.

[Banya]

In addition to being a bridesmaid, Sky had been asked by the bride to play her flute at the wedding; at sweetly emotional music, Sky was unparalleled.

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion, prior to the vows and the suffocation-inducing kiss, had cried in happiness, both from hearing the beautiful music and the unreal thought that he would soon be married to the woman of his dreams.

[Skyblade]

Suddenly, Games Jryphon and Banye entered the chapel.