The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Before Games IV could react, a ray of cosmic energy struck the Starbucks, scattering its atoms across the fabric of space and time.

[James Gryphon]

Satthiam270 cackled maniacally.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then Mysterious Joe walked in.

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[Izeroth]

 The government, which was quite fed up with all the rioting, unleashed a horde of savage orcs upon the people.

[James Gryphon]

All the people got eaten, and then a bomb blew up all of the orcs, and the only living beings left were Satthiam, Mysterious Joe, and one skin cell that used to be a part of Games IV.

[Delthion]

And the people rioted...

[James Gryphon]

In an alternate universe, Ledthion replied, "I do", and glanced at his beautiful bride-to-be, Sukka the Jling, taking in every part of her reaction to his lifelong vow.

[Izeroth]

 Suddenly, a man ran into the chapel and shouted "objection!"

[James Gryphon]

The man's name was Neros.

[Izeroth]

 Neros drew a blaster and began pulverizing people.

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion, fearing for his life, tried to hide behind Sukka the Jling, not seeming to notice that she was considerably smaller than him.

[Jetthebinturong]

Phoenix Wright, however, had pulled a copyright claim on Neros and some police came to arrest him.

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion was exuberant, and said to Sukka, "Now we can be married!"

[Izeroth]

 At that moment, the Earth's core imploded.