The Endless Story

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And Hsa entered the rift.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Hsa found Meedl Airf in the rift.

[Izeroth]

 The rift was a key part of Games Jryphon IV's secret plot.

[Banya]

A secret plot which he'd written out on a napkin in a coffee shop and foolishly titled "SECRET PLOT," and which the spies ordered to follow him stealthily stole by spilling his porcelain cup of tea, causing him to fly into unprecedented rage.

[Izeroth]

 Games went on a rampage throughout the city, smashing cars and melting people with his laser-vision.

[James Gryphon]

But Satthiam270, who had become ancient, tiny, green, and now walked with a cane, stepped outside of his hut and confronted Games IV.

[Izeroth]

 "You shall not pass!" said Satthiam.

[James Gryphon]

He backed up his warning by blowing up Games IV's cape, using only the power of his mind.

[Banya]

This was just another in a series of events that was causing Games to have the worst day ever.

[Blaggut]

Suddenly, a regiment of Infantry fired at James, mounting bayonets and charging along with a regiment of Lancers.

[Izeroth]

 James crushed both regiments, but lost one-tenth of his health points in the process.

[James Gryphon]

This "James" was King James IV, King of Scots, and had nothing to do with Games IV.

[Skyblade]

Meanwhile, Games IV was eating a BLT.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then Squilchibonbonwikiwokzubopayee IX of Johanbergesland smashed a chicken into the peaceful community of Istjzrjzkyxykolxukdylhdlydylculvbhsgjugtjiyfhjqwertyuiop.

[Izeroth]

 Games remained unfazed.