The Endless Story

[rrrrr]

She ran away screaming, thinking it was a five-year-old.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then Aynab found herself surrounded by five-year-olds named Karzs wielding feathers!

[rrrrr]

She got tickled until she laughed so much that she got drunk (off of laughing ).

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then everybody in the universe sat on the floor for story time.

[Izeroth]

 Because everyone was waiting for the story, there was no one to actually tell it.

[Delthion]

Until Games Jryphon II exploded.

[Banya]

But as Aynab watched the dust settle with wide eyes, the meaning of everything suddenly made sense; it was like being born-again, and she resolved to change her ways.

[Delthion]

She realized that she needed to change her name to Yaif and goes around killing people that are insane.

[rrrrr]

So she creates a black hole and falls into it.

[LT Sandpaw]

She was then transported to a alternate universe that was being ruled by the angry genius Tejj.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

But Tejj was a weasel with sandy paws.

[Izeroth]

 So he died.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Yiaf became ruler of that universe.

[Izeroth]

 Until she mysteriously disappeared.

[rrrrr]

She was stuck in the endlessly tiny 9th dimension (according to string theory).