The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

So she cut off all his hair and added it to her growing collection.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then Emitdeb Tsniaga Nubbid came along and set off fireworks on Edalbyks's head and destroyed her hair collection.

[LT Sandpaw]

But ETN was no match for the powerful Edalbyks so she defeated him in battle and sent him to bed against his will.

[Izeroth]

 The "bed" was actually a cryogenic chamber.

[rrrrr]

Which got launched into orbit.

[LT Sandpaw]

And then crashed into Dave the giant robot moon.

[rrrrr]

Which got mysteriously destroyed by a laser beam.

[Izeroth]

 Which came from Games Jryphon II's secret base.

[Delthion]

Who was murdered by Ledthion Jr.

[Banya]

And all of this mayhem and destruction was observed by little Mollie Lou Lemon from her second story bedroom window in a small town in Pennsylvania through the telescope she'd gotten as a present for her 5th birthday from her aunt and uncle.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Who was then killed by  Aynab.

[LT Sandpaw]

The police arrested Aynab for her horrible act of murdering a five year old. She would be tried by a court of angry lemurs and have turtle for a judge.

[James Gryphon]

The lemurs were angry because they hated five-year-olds, and didn't want to try anyone who did something against one.

[Banya]

At night, the lemurs helped Aynab slip away unnoticed; she changed her appearance and resolved from then on to only maim and not kill five-year-olds.

[James Gryphon]

While she was walking along, she tripped and stumbled over a four-year-old.