The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

But there was a fifth-dimensional shift and Iezorth died forever in every universe.

[LT Sandpaw]

So the Bacon knights held a ceremony in the memory of Iezorath.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

But then Kevin Bacon killed some boots.

[Izeroth]

 Because the boots were already dead, they came alive.

[LT Sandpaw]

Which made no sense so they died.

[Izeroth]

 And the shoemakers revolted.

[LT Sandpaw]

So the elves (Who had actually made the shoes) Got angry and started killing shoemakers.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then the chickens died.

[Izeroth]

 So the elves killed more shoemakers in retaliation.

[Delthion]

But the chickens destroyed the world when they died...along with the elven shoemakers.

[Izeroth]

 The human shoemakers escaped in rocketships.

[rrrrr]

Which hit the moon.

[LT Sandpaw]

Which was actually a giant robot named Dave.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Dave saved the ships.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then Dave realized he was a big robot and he was hungry so he ate the ships