The Endless Story

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Iezorth, Danwaps, and Thiondel were sitting in a room when it blew up.

[Izeroth]

 Using an escape pod, Iezorth fled to his secret base on Alpha Centauri.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

But Alpha Centauri blew up and he ded.

[rrrrr]

It was blew up by a stream of star material from a nearby star, and since it had gone beyond the TOV limit, it became a black hole, and it sucked Iezorth in, and he got spit out somewhere near Betelgeuse from a white hole, and then got cremated when he fell in to Betelgeuse, however, his spirit floated back to Danwaps's base.

[Izeroth]

 Since Danwap's base (along with everything else in Earth's solar system) had been destroyed by Alpha Centauri's explosion, Iezorth's spirit was doomed to forever wander the stars.

[rrrrr]

However, he kept Horcruxing himself inside of himself, and soon, the whole galaxy was full of Iezorths.

[LT Sandpaw]

So they fought a vicious battle with Thiondel's clone army.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Meanwhile, in Poland, two brothers were eating cake...

[LT Sandpaw]

Which got interrupted by the massive battle when Thiondel's clones fired a massive death ray and Iezorths replicas fire the death star and the two beams collided destroying thousands of planets and singing the brothers eating cake.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

"The brothers eating cake! The brothers eating cake!" the clones sang.

[James Gryphon]

Then their sister Sonia ran in, stole the cake, and ran out, laughing.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then everybody agreed to peace and told yo mama jokes.

[LT Sandpaw]

While Sonia gorged herself on cake while the clones kept signing while everyone told Yo mamma jokes.

[Izeroth]

 The cake was actually a horcrux of Iezorth, however, and his spirit possessed everyone who had eaten it.

[LT Sandpaw]

Which was just Sonia.