The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

But then a tea cup fell off a table, causing the unstable dimension to collapse.

[Jukka the Sling]

The random teacup's life then ended by smashation.

[Izeroth]

 And Games Jryphon imploded.

[Lady Amber]

And all the world rejoiced. But then an earthquake came and ruined their party.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And Fëanor ruined it by having a kinslaying.

[Jukka the Sling]

But his son Maedhros befriended everyone in the universe. Except Morgoth, an up-and-coming Dark Lord.

((If you guys haven't already figured it out, Maedhros is, like, my favorite Fëanorian.))

[Izeroth]

 So Morgoth killed Maedros and stomped on his fortress.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately for him, the fortress had spikes on it, and the spikes sliced up the so-called dark lord's feet.

[Banya]

His feet were hurting pretty badly and were kind of a mess, so he had to use a wheelchair for a few weeks; this clearly did nothing to help him advance to Dark Lord status.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then Tejj resurrected and created Middle Earth.

[Izeroth]

 But since Middle Earth already existed, it disappeared.

[Skyblade]

A moment later, the Milky Way galaxy and the Andromeda galaxy collided.

[Izeroth]

 The Whirlpool galaxy, which hadn't collided with anything important in billions of years, looked on with jealousy.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And then the Whirlpool Galaxy collided with Andromeda and the Milky Way.

[Izeroth]

 This tore apart the fabric of the universe, causing a rift in space and time.