The Endless Story

[Rusvul]

And then the entire universe imploded and he died.

And then an idiot came along and pessimistically reminded everyone how these threads tend to go horribly wrong...

And then he found out that Skarzs was in fact a dummy, just of a different sort. ()

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

He started using Skarzs as a crash-test dummy...

[CaptainRocktree]

Then skarzs stole his unicorn Robert and flew to hoth (From star wars).......

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Which the Death Star commanded by Firedrake blew up.

[The Skarzs]

You guys really don't like me living. . .

And a piece flew past Saturn. . .

[James Gryphon]

...right before a universe exploded!

[CaptainRocktree]

Then Matthias landed on planet earth.......

[Jetthebinturong]

which was immediately destroyed because the universe exploded and Matthias died

The universe was rebooted and Martin became our new protagonist

[CaptainRocktree]

but it turns out Matthias didn't die but escaped on robert his flying unicorn.......

[Jetthebinturong]

The unicorn was an idiot and flew into the sun, killing both itself and Matthias

[Delthion]

But then the sun exploded sending both Robert and Matthias far far away...

[Jetthebinturong]

and killing them which brings us back to Martin

[CaptainRocktree]

but Martin got a unicorn named Gobert.......

[Delthion]

Who apparently was asked by Matthias and Robert to keep them safe in his stomach, but regurgitated them when Martin got him. Which brings us back to Matthias...

[Lady Amber]

Mathias and Martin didn't get along because they each wanted to be the main person in the story...