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Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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LT Sandpaw


The Cake was heavier then the pie and so Gamesfist was defeated. Furious he challenged Gamesblood to a proper duel for cheating.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

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 The duel, while appearing proper, was secretly slanted in Gamesfist's favor.

LT Sandpaw


As the two contestants walked the twenty paces and spun around Gamesblood activated the parasites that made Gamesfist point his gun at the ground making him helpless. But Gamesblood was such a bad shot he missed Gamesfist six times and ran out of ammo.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Gamesfist's friend then came up and helped Gamesfist point his gun at Gamesblood and fire.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


But because Gamesblood was such a big cheater he had worn a bullet-resistant vest and simply grunted as the bullets hit him.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

 It was then that Gamesfist revealed his secret weapon.

LT Sandpaw


A ten foot long electric-cheese-puff!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

He picked it up and threw it a Gamesblood.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

. . . and then picked it up and threw it back.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw



"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

. . . and picked it up and threw it back. So they kept on doing that for 1000 years. By the time they stopped the earth had been repopulated.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


Eventually they grew bored with throwing the ten foot long eclectic-cheese-puff that they decided to settle their differences playing a not so friendly match of Team Fortress Two.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

But first they decide to have a snack since they hadn't ate in 1000 years, so not thinking they at the Cheese puff and died.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


From their bodies rose the two halves of Games who reformed to become Games the Terrible II


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro