The Endless Story

[Kade Rivok]

visit the megacity, Foodopolis, where much food can be acquired

[shisteer of nothing much]

if you trade it for snails

[Kade Rivok]

, and so the Hungarians traded the traveling snail for food

[Booklover]

But the food was escargot

[shisteer of nothing much]

so the snail died

[Booklover]

But nobody mourned for David Attenborough (that was what the snail was called) because

[shisteer of nothing much]

they were all arrogant snobs who

[Booklover]

Didn't realise that

[Kade Rivok]

snails are (probably) people too, so

[Booklover]

The snails hired some

[Kade Rivok]

thugs with hearts of gold to

[Booklover]

Do whatever thugs with mauve souls

[shisteer of nothing much]

do. Unfortunately,

[Kade Rivok]

they got lost in the depths of

[shisteer of nothing much]

the pit of