The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, there was a guy named Joe, who dreamed of eating an average pizza.

[Jetthebinturong]

But when he finally got his hands on one, a random guy dressed as a ninja crept into his home, took the pizza and defenestrated it

[James Gryphon]

Joe was so mad, he picked the guy up (Joe was a weight-lifter), carried him down the street, and threw him off of a bridge.

[Jetthebinturong]

(Dark)

In a completely different city, a guy called Mark was looking forward to eating a hamburger

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, he had a problem: he was allergic to bread, tomatoes, cheese, lettuce, onions, pickles, and beef.

[Jetthebinturong]

So he defenestrated the hamburger and had a roast dinner instead

[James Gryphon]

As he was injecting himself with his epi-pen, his wife entered the room.

[Jukka the Sling]

Mark's wife promptly scolded him for not being careful to stay away from stuff he was allergic to, so Mark defenestrated her.

But baby turtle dodged.

*Slams head against wall repeatedly* Why. Are. You. On. Baby. Turtle's. Side?!?! I had the freaky little thing dead for good, and now my foolproof plan is ruined! Ruined, I tell you! RUINED!!! *Passes out from the horror of it*

[James Gryphon]

Fortunately, their house only had one floor; unfortunately, Mark's wife was not at all pleased with his belligerence: "Fine, be like that. I'm going to visit my parents. You can just swell up and die for all I care."

[Jetthebinturong]

So Mark swelled up and died but not before defenestrating a chair

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle watches in amusement

[Delthion]

Until all of the baby turtles fall into a pit of acid frying baby turtles resurrection and regenerating skills it kills all baby turtles and it is impossible to dodge or alter the chemical state of the acid, it is also impossible to empty it.

[Jukka the Sling]

And so, the baby turtle was totally and irreversibly dead. ()

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

until you realize that that baby turtle was just a clone of the real baby turtle who always is in safety

[Jukka the Sling]

However, Delthion said that the acid killed ALL baby turtles. Therefore, the baby turtle is no more.