The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

And baby turtle was stuck constantly dying and regenerating never making any progress with it's day.

baby turtle says that you mean "its"

No, I think it is 'It's'.

And baby turtle exploded.(Yay)

[Delthion]

Exploded constantly and (preferably not sounding to much like Doctor Who,) was stuck in an inescapable time-loop of being blown-up.

[James Gryphon]

"It's" is short for "it is". Actually, the proper way is "its".

Unfortunately, then Adult Turtle came along.

[Delthion]

Which then tried to save the baby turtle but was sucked into the time-loop, and died constantly with no hope of escape.

[Lagg]

Except one of times, before it died, remembered it had an escape rope on it and used it before the adult turtle died again.

[Delthion]

No the time-loop is inescapable.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle clones himself in the time that he is in the past

baby turtle 2 saves baby turtle from the time-loop

baby turtle 2 vanishes, and baby turtle has escaped

[Delthion]

Just die already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Jukka the Sling]

Then a squirrel named Jukka dumped a bowl of an extremely deadly substance on the baby turtle that completely destroyed his regenerative and resurrective powers, as well as killed him, and this time the baby turtle stayed dead.

[James Gryphon]

But baby turtle dodged.

[Delthion]

But then he fell into the pool of Jukkas liquid and died ultimately.

[James Gryphon]

But that was only a robot. The real one was behind a tree, watching the whole thing.

[Delthion]

Which then tripped into the vat of Jukkas liquid, which we turned into a shell attractor sucking all of the baby turtles into the pool of poisonous liquid.

[James Gryphon]

However, the liquid was no longer poisonous. The unique properties of the robot's chemicals had converted it into a cloning fluid. The baby turtles, when they hit the pool, were cloned into an infinite number of baby turtles, which proceeded to fill up the entire universe.

[Jetthebinturong]

People became very aggravated with this and defenestrating baby turtles became a common thing to do