The Endless Story

[CaptainRocktree]

Then The head of the stoats (Wait was it stoats or weasles?) Started shooting at Firedrake

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle's shell makes everyone bounce off Firedrake

[Delthion]

Until at last a ballista was rolled out and completely obliterated baby turtle, and then Matthias came out and killed all of the weasels and stoats.

[James Gryphon]

But Matthias only killed the ones outside of Flitchwall; when he was done killing them, the weasels that were still inside the building shot at and hit him with thirty arrows.

[Delthion]

Or at least that's what they thought, he actually caught them all on his shield until it split. And then he brought in a horde of goodbeasts and took back Redwall.

[James Gryphon]

When the last weasel was apparently killed, though, the abbey caved in and fell deep down into the ground, taking Matthias and everyone inside with it. Then a horde came along, built a fortress on the spot, and called it "Kotir".

[Izeroth]

 Brian Jacques wakes up, realizing he was sleeping at his desk.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle regenerates and Firedrake is still alive

[James Gryphon]

Then the universe exploded.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle regenerates

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Sir Bob bought a burger.

[Delthion]

And baby turtle was stuck constantly dying and regenerating never making any progress with it's day.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

And baby turtle was stuck constantly dying and regenerating never making any progress with it's day.

baby turtle says that you mean "its"

[Delthion]

I have never gotten the hang of the 's with "it" I've gotten it under control with every other word except "it!!!!" *Goes off to a corner to go insane.*

[CaptainRocktree]

Then Sir bob through the half eaten burger at Baby turtle to get him out of his state