Food lovers unite!

[Tam and Martin]

So.....I made myself an army! Not FMC, or OITB's or baby turtles, or possums, but this time I'm going big.

I have created a hybrid version of Care bears. Yes, care bears. These care bears though have been injected with a special substance making them strong, tall, and rough. They are hunters. Silent and deadly. Able to sneak anywhere. They can practically become invisible for they wear realtree camo ( ) and boots with camo hats that say "Care bear by birth; Redneck by the grace of god". They wear several different kinds of capes down their back including otter, bear and possum (Sorry Corny) skins. They are ruthless and destructive with their AR-15's they carry around everywhere. They alse carry fish fillaying knives, Frogs and fish gigs, and the monster wood axes.

All these factors combine to make these Care bears the worst enemy of anyone who isn't on my side. So now I have one question:

ARE YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE CARE BEARS IN CAMO (CBIC'S)?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle requests alliance

[Tam and Martin]

You have my full allegiance baby turtle.

[Izeroth]

 I might ally with you... If you promise to help me exterminate all non mustelids.

[James Gryphon]

It seems like that objective would be mutually exclusive with both his army's continued survival and his prior alliance with baby turtle.

[The Skarzs]

Soooo. . . as a cave troll, I'm not safe? What kind of mustelid are you, a ferret?

BTW, Ize, if you see Headinanothergalazy (or HIAG, or Head), he'll gladly give you his most vital of information: Weasels Rule.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

It seems like that objective would be mutually exclusive with both his army's continued survival and his prior alliance with baby turtle.

do you underestimate baby turtle?

[Tam and Martin]

I might ally with you... If you promise to help me exterminate all non mustelids.

Hmm. I am all for allying with you. I don't think I could help you destroy all non-mustelides though. I am a hare after all 

Soooo. . . as a cave troll, I'm not safe? What kind of mustelid are you, a ferret?

BTW, Ize, if you see Headinanothergalazy (or HIAG, or Head), he'll gladly give you his most vital of information: Weasels Rule.

Do I have the cave troll on my side?

It seems like that objective would be mutually exclusive with both his army's continued survival and his prior alliance with baby turtle.

Not really sure what to say to that....

[Russa Nodrey]

*Walks in carrying Shovel of Doom* I will join thee, plus I give thee the aid of my Benevolent Baboons. (The rest of my armies are off fighting Tsarmina and the White Witch, they've made an alliance.)

[Cornflower MM]

I'll join ya!

[Tam and Martin]

I appreciate both of your alliances. Deep gratitude.

I do need someone to fight with though. Maybe the OITB's......

[Tam and Martin]

EVERYONE! SOMEBODY! PLEASE HELP ME! Rach and Corny and Delthion are against me! I need help! OITB's, Zombie Pinyata, FMC, WIll you help me?

[Cornflower MM]

Wait, I am? Oh, er, I am! That's right!

[Tam and Martin]

Please say that it isn't true!

[Cornflower MM]

But that WOULDN'T be true. Would it?