Death to baby turtle!

[Lady Amber]

Friends, we must gather to destroy baby turtle! (I know I have an alliance with him, but that's because I joined Tam, and baby turtle had joined him too.)
We must rid this Forum of him! Who's with me?

[The Skarzs]

All eat the baby turtle.

[Lady Amber]

Yes, we should totally eat him!

[Jetthebinturong]

I am for myself *Defenestrates a chair* but I am also sick and tired of the Baby Turtle godmodding all the time *Drax the Destroyer voice* I will fight beside you
*Rocket Raccoon voice* Ah what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway
That was a lie Tyrull
Bite me
*Marshalls golem army* I have several thousand clay men at my disposal, I will attempt to destroy the Baby Turtle, gotta do something first though *Defenestrates Lady Amber*

[The Skarzs]

*Peers at golems* Are they squishy?
No matter. I feel like the best way to kill baby turtle would be to send him crashing into the outer reaches of space; he would have no way to propel himself back, and (hopefully), he will collide with a rather hot star, incinerating him into tasty little pieces.

[Jetthebinturong]

You can attempt to squish them if you wish, but be prepared to fail and be attacked, they can incinerate things they touch you know, hard to defeat. They can only be destroyed by a weapon of immense magical power or by removing the animation parchment from them, I'm not going to say where that is though

[Lady Amber]

*Peers at golems* Are they squishy?
No matter. I feel like the best way to kill baby turtle would be to send him crashing into the outer reaches of space; he would have no way to propel himself back, and (hopefully), he will collide with a rather hot star, incinerating him into tasty little pieces.

Sounds good.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle sees this but will not attack you unless you invade his waters

[Lady Amber]

Um, okay.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

do not invade us or our allies and we will remain peaceful

[Lady Amber]

I still don't get why baby turtle's allies include syrup and firetrucks.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

don't even ask

[Tam and Martin]

WHAT? AMBER! I can't believe what I am hearing! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE BABY TURTLE? He is not a hitlar of the animal kingdom like Delthion is (Or was it another member? I forget). Anyway, AMBER! PLEASE DON'T!

[Cornflower MM]

As sick as I am of the God Modding baby turtle, I'M NEUTRAL! (Althugh I may help you guys with supplies and stuff.)

[Tam and Martin]

THANK YOU!