The topic where NO ONE bullies Skarzs. Myself included. Bully Tam instead.

[Rusvul]

Babovka. It's a pound cake. No liquor involved.

Never understood why Hobbit likes it, though. It's not particularly sweet.

Babovka sounds like liquor. Are you sure it isn't liquor?

[The Skarzs]

I go away. For nine hours. To work in the mud with literally hundreds of wolf spiders. To come back to this.

. . .

DAD? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT AROUND TO KEEP THESE CANIDATES FOR THE FUNNY FARM IN LINE!

[Tam and Martin]

I hate Wolf spiders. I once got bit by one. Not pretty.

[BlueRose]

I go away. For nine hours. To work in the mud with literally hundreds of wolf spiders. To come back to this.

. . .

DAD? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT AROUND TO KEEP THESE CANIDATES FOR THE FUNNY FARM IN LINE!

Nyeh heh heh heh heh.

I'm not a candidate. I'm already elected.

[Cornflower MM]

What, you don't love him? I adore him! He makes a FANTASTIC punching bag.

Yes, he does.

I go away. For nine hours. To work in the mud with literally hundreds of wolf spiders. To come back to this.

. . .

DAD? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M NOT AROUND TO KEEP THESE CANIDATES FOR THE FUNNY FARM IN LINE!

At least yours doesn't have a heart attack when you have a bruise.

[The Skarzs]

What, you don't love him? I adore him! He makes a FANTASTIC punching bag.

PUNCHING BAG?!?!

At least yours doesn't have a heart attack when you have a bruise.

Ah. . . Well, he's been through enough to not get as worried. But he still worries more than I do about getting cut sometimes.

[BlueRose]

What, you don't love him? I adore him! He makes a FANTASTIC punching bag.

PUNCHING BAG?!?!

Well, verbal punching bag. Or maybe one of those things that you punch and they fall over but then come back and whack you? Like in Kung Fu Panda?

At least yours doesn't have a heart attack when you have a bruise.

Ah. . . Well, he's been through enough to not get as worried. But he still worries more than I do about getting cut sometimes.

Is this the right time to quip about my lack of a father? I'm never quite sure if that makes good joke material.... Probably not?

[Tam and Martin]

"........Little bit of chicken fried........"

[BlueRose]

Steak!

[Tam and Martin]

"........Pair of jeans that fit just right......."

[The Skarzs]

Tam? Please.

What, you don't love him? I adore him! He makes a FANTASTIC punching bag.

PUNCHING BAG?!?!

Well, verbal punching bag. Or maybe one of those things that you punch and they fall over but then come back and whack you? Like in Kung Fu Panda?

I suppose I do hit back sometimes.

Is this the right time to quip about my lack of a father? I'm never quite sure if that makes good joke material.... Probably not?

Now it's awkward.

[BlueRose]

Tam? Please.

What, you don't love him? I adore him! He makes a FANTASTIC punching bag.

PUNCHING BAG?!?!

Well, verbal punching bag. Or maybe one of those things that you punch and they fall over but then come back and whack you? Like in Kung Fu Panda?

I suppose I do hit back sometimes.

That you do.

Is this the right time to quip about my lack of a father? I'm never quite sure if that makes good joke material.... Probably not?

Now it's awkward.

That's my job, Skarzsles. <3

[The Skarzs]

You messed up the quote, ha ha! Okay, that's a victory. For me.

[Tam and Martin]

"........AND THE RADIO UP-U-U-UP!..........."

[BlueRose]

You messed up the quote, ha ha! Okay, that's a victory. For me.

Problem solved. Tie?