-Temple Of Food-

[CaptainRocktree]

Welcome all ye to th' Temple of food! Wherest Ye may Find thou Destiney! *Throws Pie in the air*

EDIT: Something realllllyyyyyyy weird is going on here what kingdom,what about corny and rach,The grammar is medieval talk supposed to be like that..... Ok I am really confused here... Can
anyone explain?.......

EDIT AGAIN: The Secret of thou temple hast been discover'd! The first edit could not hold for long there is one thing left.. BATTTTLLLEEEEEE CHARGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Izeroth]

 I would normally destroy you because of the lack of grammar and spelling you have displayed in this post, but my grammar inquisition are all on a vacation. Due to this, I have decided to spare you a trial and aid you in your quest! I have assembled a fine horde of mustelid pikemen, vulpine swordsbeasts, and rodent indentured servants. So, where does the fighting begin??

[Cornflower MM]

Oh, headache. . . . . . Cap'n Rock, would you mind writing that again? With better grammar? All I'm getting is something about Rock Trees, War, and sumthin' about me and Rach. Anyone care to explain?

[Lady Amber]

So, you're going to fight Corn and Rach who the kingdom is supposedly falling to?

[Tam and Martin]

Sorry......I like Corn and Rach to much.....

[Izeroth]

 
*wipes pie off his face and snarls*

Didst thou see fit to change thine own thread and replace it with this nonsense about food!? Brigand! Scum! I didst think thou wert trustworthy, but now I know that thine story about thine kingdom was false! I went to your "kingdom" and found not a single peasant! 'Twas all forest! I see you realized that I would see through your lies about a kingdom, so you made this temple to distract us!

*waves hand at a mouse*

Indentured servant, fetch me my sword! I have a food temple to conquer!

[CaptainRocktree]

Muwahhh Ha ha haaaaa *Evil Grin* You'st are a smart one! Thou topic was only a cover story for this here Temple! *Waves hands at ranks on ranks of vermin soldiers*!
Defend the temple no matter what it takesith! This here one here may Have found are secret but he soon will find his destiny! CHARGEEEEEE *Grabs a Sword and Charges*

[Delthion]

Battle Hawks take flight! Take to the skies and plunge the Captain's army into chaos! Gopher Legions, pound them into submission! The Captain dares to plunge the forum into eternal anarchy! To war, to war! And let the lands be filled with their blood. 

[rachel25]

I read this just after waking up. Bad idea but.... CHARGE!!!!!!!!

[Cornflower MM]

So, you're going to fight Corn and Rach who the kingdom is supposedly falling to?

Ohhh, so that's what Rock said!

I read this just after waking up. Bad idea but.... CHARGE!!!!!!!!

Oh, so I'm not the only grumpy one in the mornings? I'll join you. WCFPWS, CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!

[Tam and Martin]

Er.....Er......Charge? CHARGE CBIC'S!!!!!

[rachel25]

^^^                                   t*urns into dragon form and begins eating all enemies*

[Tam and Martin]

 

What are we fighting?

[rachel25]

The enemy! (AKA Rock)

[Tam and Martin]

AH! I see now!