Here be dragons

rachel25 · August 30, 2014, 05:19:36 PM

Recently I have discovered I am part dragon. This gives me the ability to turn into a dragon any time I like. I have a real taste for trolls, turtles, and CIBCs. I also have my army, so it seems I am an unstoppable force. So I think I will attack, and destroy the Kingdom of Grammar. It annoys me, so CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns into dragon, and begins breathing fire all over the Kingdom of Grammar*

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 30, 2014, 05:56:35 PM

Although I am a dragon too, which is ironic as I am allied with baby turtle.

rachel25 · August 30, 2014, 06:04:42 PM

*monetarily stops attacking the Kingdom of Grammar*
How curious, maybe you could set up a meeting between this bay turtle, and I. *licks lips*

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 30, 2014, 06:17:28 PM

Perhaps.

Ah, I see that I am the eldest dragon here so far.

rachel25 · August 30, 2014, 07:39:08 PM

That you are. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Kingdom to destroy. *goes back to breathing fire on the Kingdom of Grammar*

Rusvul · August 30, 2014, 07:42:37 PM

All shall burn beneath the shadow of your wings!

Izeroth · August 30, 2014, 07:56:12 PM

You forgot one thing about the kingdom of grammar... That I have a huge army of fearless weasels and stoats! Feel my wrath, O dragon!

*millions of archers begin shooting at Rachel*

Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!

Tam and Martin · August 30, 2014, 11:54:34 PM

FOOD!

Jukka the Sling · August 31, 2014, 12:08:17 AM

What kind of dragon are you, Rach? Perhaps...an albino?

Or...are you blue-striped?

(Yeah, I just felt like showing off a couple of my dragons.

)

rachel25 · August 31, 2014, 06:31:12 PM

I'm more like this......................

and sometimes like this........

Jetthebinturong · August 31, 2014, 06:57:57 PM

I thought this topic was about the book, I got excited for a second there

rachel25 · August 31, 2014, 07:08:40 PM

Sorry to disappoint ya!
*uses tail to whack down Kingdom's main gates, and stomps in crushing, and destroying everything*

Rainshadow · August 31, 2014, 10:23:53 PM

*Stumbles in, dragons swarming around my head* Did someone say dragons? *Frost dragon breathes frost* Thanks, Rose, now my hair's frozen. *Blackwing squawks* Shut up, Feathers! Can't you see I'm trying to be cross with Rose? *Fire dragon burps, shooting fire into air* Aw, Alexei! That was my eyebrow!

rachel25 · August 31, 2014, 10:26:00 PM

Girl, you've got a serious dragon problem.

Rainshadow · August 31, 2014, 10:55:23 PM

*Nods, causing numerous tiny hunting dragons to take flight from their perch on my head* Yeah, I can't even remember half the names of the dragons here. I think that one might be Gabe. *Points to shadow dragon* Erm, that one's... Anna? Yeah, Anna. *Points to another frost dragon* And the rest I don't know.

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Here be dragons