The kingdom of Bíomaí Moon, Bláthanna, Agus Ioraí.

[Jukka the Sling]

Okay, the contest's starting!

A couple tips/rules:

Contestants may ask for any ingredient, no matter how outlandish.
No eating other contestants' pies.

GO!!!

[rachel25]

WAIT! I WANNA BE A JUDGE!

[Tam and Martin]

I shall make a pie!

*Puts deer tenderloins and pig ribs (boneless) into a pan with several assorted vegetables and then lets them saute for a few minutes while making the crust for my pie*

[Delthion]

Ah, a pot pie!

[Tam and Martin]

Yep! 

[Rainshadow]

  *Raises hand*  Could I possibly get some rotten cherries over here?  Like, at least a couple cups of rotten cherries?

  *Mutters to Rochil*  I mean, I know that's his style of baking, but it still seems sorta disgusting that he uses rotten fruit.

  He is a strange, uncontrollable necromancer-like magician who can bring things back to life just by touching them.  Of course he is going to use dead fruit so that he can make the fruit as fresh as possible.

  ...Stop using logic.

  Logic is my magic.  Ned is allowed to use his magic, so why am I not allowed to use mine?

  I'm gonna use the magic of putting duct tape over your mouth, throwing you in prison, and making you listen to Justin Bieber for the next twenty-four hours.

  ...Point taken.

  Good.

  *Looks up from pile of dough*  Could I get my rotten cherries now?

[rachel25]

*hands over rotten cherries*

[Tam and Martin]

  *Raises hand*  Could I possibly get some rotten cherries over here?  Like, at least a couple cups of rotten cherries?

  *Mutters to Rochil*  I mean, I know that's his style of baking, but it still seems sorta disgusting that he uses rotten fruit.

  He is a strange, uncontrollable necromancer-like magician who can bring things back to life just by touching them.  Of course he is going to use dead fruit so that he can make the fruit as fresh as possible.

  ...Stop using logic.

  Logic is my magic.  Ned is allowed to use his magic, so why am I not allowed to use mine?

  I'm gonna use the magic of putting duct tape over your mouth, throwing you in prison, and making you listen to Justin Bieber for the next twenty-four hours.

  ...Point taken.

  Good.

  *Looks up from pile of dough*  Could I get my rotten cherries now?

Ooh.....Competition.......

*Puts the vegetable meat mix inside the pie crust then covers it with another layer of pie dough*

[Rainshadow]

*hands over rotten cherries*

  Thanks.  *Takes cherries one by one, ripens them, and chops them up*

  *Glances around*  I don't care if I'm not a judge, I still wanna eat these pies when they're all done.

  *Nods*  You are not the only one.  I, too, wish to eat the pies.

  *Sighs*  When will they be done?!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

topic successfully infiltrated

So... when do we start?

[Wylder Treejumper]

Sorry Corny, your kingdom has been conquered by pie bakers 

[rachel25]

Pie!

[Cornflower MM]

topic successfully infiltrated

So... when do we start?

OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! I'll even give you a guide! Just OUT!

Sorry Corny, your kingdom has been conquered by pie bakers 

I noticed. *Starts chopping up apples and peaches* Can I join in the contest? My kingdom, after all.

[Tam and Martin]

Sure!

*Continues making my meat pie*

[Jukka the Sling]

@Rach: Sure, you can be a judge.