The Olden Inn

[Hickory]

*poke poke poke poke* okay, he's dead. Load 'em up, gravedigger!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Goes back to watching anime with Rain-sain*

[Hickory]

*drools while watching anime*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Collects drool in bowl and splashes it on Sagetip's face.*

[Hickory]

*wakes up out of trance* whaaaaa? oh, bleh!

[Rainshadow]

  *Is still happily watching anime*

[Søren]

So...no room then?

[Jukka the Sling]

*Elf-maiden walks up to Russa* O overcharging innkeeper, I would like to register a complaint. Room 8 has achieved full sentience and is eating your customers.

[Hickory]

Wait, what? This just keeps getting better... *finds remote and turns TV off*

[Rainshadow]

Wait, what? This just keeps getting better... *finds remote and turns TV off*

  *Steals remote from Tippy-san*  Oi!  No turning off Ouran High School Host Club!  *Turns TV back on*  *Immediately becomes engrossed in the show*

[Rusvul]

*Hacks TV and inverts all of the coloring*

[Rainshadow]

  *Un-inverts all the colouring and places an enchantment on the TV that makes it immune to all hacks*

[Rusvul]

Your 'enchantment' is nothing more than a godmoding-distortion field. With some counter-godmoding, and a strong enough signal, I can punch through. *Rapidly spazzes between inverted, normal, oversaturated, and black-and-white*

[Rainshadow]

  *Un-counter-godmods the TV*  *Moves the TV to a secure location, far away from Ru-chan's meddling*

[Rusvul]

See, this is the problem with roleplaying without a system. There is no reason we can't godmode. This is exactly what D&D was built to do- Solve arguments. Now, do you want to play an actual RPG or just stop this nonsense?