Let's Feast!

[Lady Amber]

Welcome one and all, to the delicious and scrumptious, totally awesome, feast! *Indicates tables laden with food* Everyone is invited, so come hither and enjoy!
As you can see, we have many types of food. *Starts munching a pastie*

[Delthion]

Any Chicken-Ala-King?

[Izeroth]

 Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.

[Tam and Martin]

*Jumps on table* *knocks food over* *Growls* *Kicks Del in the face*

[Izeroth]

 Ah... Tam! Glad to see you! If you don't mind, perhaps you could go into the cellars and get a cask of Amontillado?

[Delthion]

*Stunned for a bit.*

And ask the Cook for some Chicken-Ala-King?

[Lady Amber]

Here ya go, lads! *Places a platter of Chicken-Ala-King in front of Del* *Gives Izeroth a sturgeon* *Glares at Tam* Get off the table this instant, young sir! You are not allowed to kick people in the face, either!

[Izeroth]

 Uh... Does anyone else want to help me get that cask of Amontillado?

[Lady Amber]

I suppose I could.

[Izeroth]

 Aha.. Alright. Just let me get a trowel and some mortar.

[Lady Amber]

What?

[Izeroth]

(Seriously!? No one got the Poe reference?)

[Delthion]

Edgar Allen? In that case no.

[The Mask]

Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.

Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?

[Izeroth]

Are there any fish? I could use a sturgeon right about now.

Sturgeon? Aren't they endangered?

All the more reason to eat them!