Lair of the thread necromancer- enter if you dare!

[Izeroth]

 *you feel a cold energy around you* Something isn't right here. There are threads that should have died long ago, but they're being kept alive by some sort of sorcery!!

*evil laugh*

[Jukka the Sling]

*Revives topic with a wave of my wand*

[Delthion]

*Nothing happens.*

[Captain Tammo]

so... you just go around reviving old topics? That sounds potentially terrifying, but also makes you a sort of super-hero for dying threads,

An evil guardian,

A hero that we don't deserve, but one we need.

A dark night

I'M BATMAAAAN!

[Hickory]

Never fear, Sagetip is here! (as he says, "fudge, what did i just do?)

[BlueRose]

*raises eyebrow at Izzy* Did you, perhaps, think you could get away with your attempt to usurp my title? *the air grows even colder, and the shadows start to dance*

Oh, you said "thread necromancer". Nevermind, then.

[Izeroth]

 *revives an army of dead posts and sends them at Blue*

[BlueRose]

Deflection.

[Conrad the Painless]

*Bursts in through the wall* "Reflection..." I whisper.

[BlueRose]

BANANAS!!!!!! *runs madly out through the hole in the wall*

[Conrad the Painless]

*I step aside to let him pass* IZEROTH! This is between you and me!

[Delthion]

Ummm...Blue is a girl...

[BlueRose]

*I step aside to let him pass* IZEROTH! This is between you and me!

Connie, dear, please use the correct pronouns.

[Izeroth]

 *Banishes Conrad to the orchard and enslaves Delthion*

Foolish mortals, you cannot stop me!

[Russa Nodrey]

Um, we can.