THE TOPIC WHERE TJ AND TAM TAKE OVER THE WORLD

[The Skarzs]

EVERYONE TAKE COVER!

What the heck is that from?!

You literally cannot stop me.

  *Gets out my trusty "literally can stop cave trolls" Taser*  Try me.

Understand that I can't be forced to not post in this topic.

[Conrad the Painless]

I have no idea where that is from, I just found it suitable to my needs.

[Captain Tammo]

Look out he's got guns!

There's only one way to stop him and save the world so that TJ and TAM can take over and destroy it themselves....

We.

NEED.

Pumpkin Pie.

[Rainshadow]

  *Swallows key to sealed chamber containing the last remaining pumpkin pie makers*  Oh, and Skarzsy-chan, I may not be able to keep you from posting here, but I CAN stop you from posting about pumpkin pie!  *Readies Taser*

[Izeroth]

*Summons more pumpkin pies with magic*

[LT Sandpaw]

It's fine clearly that guy doesn't know how to aim just do this.
*Takes pies and chunks them at everyone *
See so now back to my malicious planning to take over the world.

[The Skarzs]

  *Swallows key to sealed chamber containing the last remaining pumpkin pie makers*  Oh, and Skarzsy-chan, I may not be able to keep you from posting here, but I CAN stop you from posting about pumpkin pie!  *Readies Taser*

Stone is not a conductor; a taser won't work on me.
*Makes soooo many pumpkin pies.* *Eats them all.*

[Tiny Jackalope]

*takes out replica Thor hammer and charges at Skarzs*

[Rainshadow]

  *Cackles epically*  Oh, Skarzsy-chan, you amuse me.  This is no mere Taser; this is a magic Taser!  *Attacks Izzy's pies with Taser*  *Pies burst into flames*  This is a bit like a sonic screwdriver or a wand; I point and think, and what I think is what happens.  I just happen to like electrocuting stuff. 

[LT Sandpaw]

Noooooooooooooooo not the pies

[Izeroth]

*summons an army of rubber soldiers*

[CaptainRocktree]

You may take my pumpkin pie, But you can never take my virtual pumpkin pie!

[Rainshadow]

  *Sets Taser to kill*  Heh.  Reference.  *Shoots explosive bullets out of Taser at rubber soldiers*  *Fires an explosive round at Rocky-chan's pie*

[CaptainRocktree]

 *Starts laughing* We already made the pies!

[The Skarzs]

*takes out replica Thor hammer and charges at Skarzs*

Pfft. Ripoff replica.

  *Cackles epically*  Oh, Skarzsy-chan, you amuse me.  This is no mere Taser; this is a magic Taser!  *Attacks Izzy's pies with Taser*  *Pies burst into flames*  This is a bit like a sonic screwdriver or a wand; I point and think, and what I think is what happens.  I just happen to like electrocuting stuff. 

Trolls are highly resistant to magic.