The duct tape thread.

[Izeroth]

 *begins building castle out of duct tape*

[CaptainRocktree]

*Builds Duct tape swords*

[Søren]

*Duct tapes Izeroth to tree*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Duct tapes Soren to the same tree* There, you can be tree buddies!

[Lady Amber]

Their presence will poison the tree, Russa!

[Izeroth]

 You're more concerned about a tree's well being than my own? Don't you realize what you're doing here?

[Maudie]

You're playing right into their clutches! That's what you're doing.

[Lady Amber]

True...

[Izeroth]

 I think that all of your brains are intimidated by the presence of a more developed life-form.

[Maudie]

Huh, what more developed life form? You mean duct tape? I agree. Duct tape is definitely a superior life form.

[Izeroth]

 Oh, yes! How about we tie all of you around the tree, starting with Mask?

[Maudie]

Me?!? But I'm perfectly peaceful. The only way I wound is with words! Oh, wait, that's the only way I can wound on a forum. Eh heh heh heh. *backs away*

[Izeroth]

 *duct tapes Mask's face*

Don't mention how to wound people. One of the guests might overhear you.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

The other way is ASCII art.

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[Maudie]

*looks around furtively*
*pulls duct tape off of mouth*
You're right. The guests can't know anything. It's too dangerous.