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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, December 01, 2014, 03:27:47 AM

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Verdauga

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Quote from: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 03:42:27 AM
well how do I  leave this place?  I just found myself here...
You wanna leave, huh?
Take a left at "Not Coming Back Avenue", keep going till you come to "Don't Care No More Lane" and take a right. There's your exit.
Almost forgot: there's a big door labeled "NOPE!"
Go through that. And don't. Stop. Running.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 20, 2019, 06:45:42 PM
*Uses an electric feather duster on Seb's feet*
*Glances down* *Glances up* *Cracks knuckles*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2019, 11:21:35 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 20, 2019, 06:45:42 PM
*Uses an electric feather duster on Seb's feet*
*Glances down* *Glances up* *Cracks knuckles*
Not even laughing? *Throws feather duster away* I will have to think of a better torture method.
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MathLuk

Don't look this way. Please don't look this way
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

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OooooOOooo, shiny!

The Grey Coincidence

Wayway... you're not a torture method. You're a victim. There's a difference.
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MathLuk

Good. Please don't notice me. I am not here.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Jarky Thistlebrush

Well, there are all these people here! Grey, we can go through them one by one! *Chains up everyone in the forum*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Jarky Thistlebrush

Well, that goes without saying. And I didn't chain up me or Grey either.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

Or me, for that matter.
*Sticks out tongue*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

*Chains Verdauga up* *Begins to use my feather duster on him*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

You can't chain me up! I denied it!
I think that's how it works anyway.
*Is fairly unaffected by the feather duster.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?