Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[Flib Bigboat]

2/10

More like 0/10

I'll fight the both of you

Like torturing us wasn't bad enough.

*Zitz in ze corner viz a bag o' popcorn und vatchez ze entertainment*

*steals the popcorn*

[Kade Rivok]

No you don't, you're tied up and strapped to the wall.

You know, I used to like you Flib.  I used to think you were a pretty chill chook.  Obviously I was mistaken.  *Puts some old fashioned 3D glasses on Flib and makes her watch Spy Kids 3D*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ye could make 'er vatch Troll 2- zat movie iz abzolutely awful. Ach...

[Kade Rivok]

I know some folks that would heartily disagree

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zey can eat ze zuzpiciouz green food zen...

[Flib Bigboat]

No you don't, you're tied up and strapped to the wall.

You know, I used to like you Flib.  I used to think you were a pretty chill chook.  Obviously I was mistaken.  *Puts some old fashioned 3D glasses on Flib and makes her watch Spy Kids 3D*

I used to think you were pretty chill too, until you started torturing me. It's sad how people let you down.

[Kade Rivok]

I specifically did not let you down.  Don't you start telling lies again.

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, you became eviler. It's all one and the same to me.

[Kade Rivok]

Is this really more evil than just swallowing you whole?

[Verdauga]

Objectively yes.

[Kade Rivok]

I would say that I beg to differ, but I don't beg.  So, I just differ, I guess.

[Flib Bigboat]

I feel like with you, it's more of demanding against all odds to differ than simply begging.

[Scott McLamok]

Hiag can i request a torture please?

[Flib Bigboat]

I think your father is currently in charge of the torture stuff, actually.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nyet, Ah ztill am.

Hiag can i request a torture please?

Aye, zure! Vot dae ye need @Scott McLamok , und vho iz ze vone tae be tortured?