Kidnap Everyone

[SilentSam]

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[Russa Nodrey]

*Kidnaps Sam and puts him in a cage filled with spiders*

[SilentSam]

Ahhh!!! NO!!! MY GREATEST FEAR!!! *eats spider* SMALL SPACES!!

[Rainshadow]

  *Kidnaps Russa and starts force-feeding her liver and haggis*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Kidnaps Rain because I have been learning about the Suffragettes and one of the things they show is how awful force-feeding is* *Throws Rain in top secret, top-security underground base in an unspecified location*

[Rainshadow]

  *Is still force-feeding Russa whilst in underground base*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Puts Russa in a different part of the facility to Rain* *Kidnaps Sam* *Addresses students* You may now begin experimentation, you'll have to pay for any that you kill though so be very careful!

[Conrad the Painless]

*Leaps from the crowd of students and kidnaps Jet in a giant plastic zip-lock bag which is over an ocean of lava and is slowly being closed by a mechanical arm*

[Rainshadow]

  *Uses vortex manipulator to teleport to hidden location that only I know of*  Heh.  *Takes a Vicodin-induced nap*

[Jukka the Sling]

I think this belongs in the Cellars.

[Lady Amber]

*Busts down door and jumps into room, holding laser gun* I'll take this guy off your hands now. *Teleports Jet out of bag and puts handcuffs on him*

[Rainshadow]

  *Uses dreambot to capture Jet from Amber*  *Takes Jet to another secure location while still asleep*  *Locks Jet up*

 (Aw yeah, bringin' in some awesome Homestuck logic.  And Jukka, I agree with ya on that.  I think this would fit better in the Cellars than here.)

[SilentSam]

I think this belongs in the Cellars.

It can also be in cellars, but that's for the mods to decide.
Anyway... *kidnaps rainy and puts her in a bag*

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  Excuse me?  I am most certainly not a she!  *Starts throwing punches at Sammy*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Giggles*  Ooooh, Rainy, Sammy-chan mistook you for a girl!

  *Awesome British accent*  Oh, you shut up!  If I ever get out of this bag, you're done for, you hear me?  DONE FOR!  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Snorts*  Whatev. 

[SilentSam]

*tries to put the bag in another room but the bag unties in the process* Ahhh! *runs away*