GUEST ALERT!!

[Izeroth]

*Pushes someone in front of him, to use as a shield*

[Cornflower MM]

A guest was just requesting a password reminder! They're trying to hack our accounts!

I did that when I first left. I was going to cheat and come on as a Member for a few inutes, but I'd changed my password. . . . So, maybe, it's one of us!

I remember when the guests revolted that one time nearly a year ago... ah, good times....

...

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Oh, aye. I remember!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I remember when the guests revolted that one time nearly a year ago... ah, good times....

...

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Oh, aye. I remember!

Yea, those were good 'ole times...

WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE WEAPONS???

[Rainshadow]

  *Raises hand*  Ooh!  Ooh!  Pick me!  Pick me!  I just enchanted all these guns to be health-absorbing, so you get healed every time you shoot a guest!    *Displays large armoury in a small case that could not possibly hold that many guns*  Oh, how I love Time Lord technology.  Magic's pretty helpful, too, though.  Now, Rochil, help me hand these out.

  *Starts handing out guns*  ...What are these "gun" items again?

  Oh dear.

[Ungatt Trunn]

WADDYA MEAN, THERES NO GUNS???

[Rainshadow]

  No, there are guns, but Rocky's being an idiot.  *Gives Gato a gun*

  I am not an idiot, I merely do not understand the purpose of these objects.  What do they do?

  You point 'em at someone and click this trigger button.  Then it shoots them.  Sometimes you have to reload it.  Very simple.

  ...So it is like a bow?

  Sort of, yeah.

  Odd.  I shall use my claws instead.

  Go right ahead.  I wasn't gonna give you a gun anyway.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But this "gun" is not a proper object!

[SilentSam]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHH (IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!)

[Ungatt Trunn]

The guests have now struck! They have taken Sam!

[Rainshadow]

  'Scuse me?  *Puts hand on hip*  What do you mean, "not a proper object"?  These things are awesome!  I also have a selection of rifles that are enchanted to have better accuracy, so that's cool.  How could they not be proper objects?  *Gets in Gato's face*  HUH?  HUH?!

 Oh, and Rocky, can you see to Sammy-chan, please?

 My name is not Rocky.

 Oh, hush.  Go rescue him, please.  And try not to get yourself killed, ya hear?  My laundry still needs to be washed, and dinner needs to be cooked.

 Glad to see that you care about my well-being.  *Shifts to dragon form*  *Flies off to go get SilentSam*

[Ungatt Trunn]

I still want a proper gun...

[Cornflower MM]

*Accidentally shoots self with gun*

[Delthion]

*Arms self with Narsil, and a shield of Gondor.*

[Søren]

*takes command*
I can deal with the guests...

[Rainshadow]

  Y'all're so ungrateful.    *Picks up assault rifle with several enchantments on it*  You like my gun?  I call her "Mary Sue", 'cause this gun is pretty much a one shot, one kill gun.  And it has infinite bullets, so that's pretty awesome.

  *Returns with SilentSam*  I have brought back the hostage.

  Awwww!  Thanks, Rocky!  *Gives Rochil a peck on the cheek before untying Sammy-chan*

  *Blushes*  Please do not do that ever again.

  I'll do whatever I want, Rocky, 'cause I'm your mistress.  :p