GUEST ALERT!!

[Delthion]

A guest is doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see." Immediate evacuation of the forums! The guests have finally united with the Mods! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[Jukka the Sling]

*Runs*

[Delthion]

AND NOW THERE'S A GUEST VIEWING GUEST ALERT! RUN!!!!

[Søren]

*gets super-awesome weapons*
*runs*

[Jasper]

Why are guests printing the introduction topic? That seems to be an unfathomable waste of paper.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Geez, think of all those pages!

[Delthion]

What if they printed Last Post Wins? Or Count as high as possible before a Moderator posts 1.0?

[James Gryphon]

They probably aren't actually physically printing the topic, but rather pressing the "print" button, which generates a black-on-white version of the topic. I've done that myself sometimes; the advantage to it is that it takes up less bandwidth (as I believe it doesn't show any images), and it also shows every post in the topic on one page, so you don't have to keep clicking to go to the next one.

[Maudie]

A guest was just requesting a password reminder! They're trying to hack our accounts!

[Rainshadow]

  Nine guests are currently viewing the Master of the Pitiless Mists OOC topic.  . *Grabs enchanted katana*

[Blaggut]

I believe an alliance with you... Good people... Is in order, too stop this wave of guests!

*Corrupted Bunny Army floods in, setting up Insta-Forts(tm) along the borders, the generals putting on Napoleonic Hats and grabbing Laser-Muskets*

[SilentSam]

*gets held hostage by guests* mpppmhpppnhhpmmphhhpphppmm

[Delthion]

ANOTHER GUEST IS DOING "NOTHING OR NOTHING YOU CAN SEE" RUN!!!!!!!!!

[Ungatt Trunn]

I remember when the guests revolted that one time nearly a year ago... ah, good times....

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PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

[Delthion]

*Arms self with Narsil.*