My brother's Hobbit crackfic

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Final chapter...

                                                                                        CHAPTER 12
Legolas barfed. This time he couldn't hold it in. The maidens were after him! The eagle was rapidly catching up. Legolas was thinking. He couldn't shoot the maidens, but he remembered a fake arrow he had gotten on April Fool's Day. It had a suction cup on the end, so he though it might just distract them. He shot it right on one of the maiden's konk and they all tried to pull it off her. Their eagle went out of control and they all splashed in the lake below.

"Aaaaww yeah!" Legolas shouted in trumph.

"Um, who were they?" asked Tauriel.

"They were the reason I left," replied Legolas.

When they got safely on dry land they all shouted at Radagast and told him to get some clothes on. "I can't!" replied Radagast.

"Why not? You obese chipmunk," asked Tauriel.

"Because I didn't have time to grab them when we were chased by those Wargs, yo," he said with a smirk.

Just then, Legolas noticed a dead rotting Orc and said... "Wear his clothes."

"Ewwww!" yelled Radagast.

"Either that or we'll push you off that cliff," replied Legolas, pointing to a nearby hill. He didn't actually mean what he said, but he wanted to sound scary.
Radagast decided to put the Orc clothes on right away. After he had done so, nobody had a clue on what to do. They had all journyed so far, and for what? After talking everything over they had all come to a conclusion. Gandalf and Radagast would open up  a shop in Mirkwood together. They would specialize in shoe making. Legolas and Tauriel would go to Mordor and there they would marry, settle down, and start a family. They all said ther goodbyes and off they went.
And that's where we close.

But before we do I feel I should tell about what happened to the maidens. They had realized since they couldn't woo Legolas, they had to change their plans. So they came to a conclusion on what to do. Have you ever heard the saying "Like father like son?" They had, so they assumed it applied to looks, as well. So they all went to go find Thranduil and woo him, instead.
                                                                                      THE END

[Tungro]

You should compile all the chapters in one post

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Maybe that's a good idea.

[Russa Nodrey]

The end was so touching. I cried.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

This wonderful tale has touched the hearts of fans and critics alike.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Skimming through this was...
An experience...
It took you 5 years to publish 14 chapters?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Mmmhmm.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Worth it though. Now that I have time to read it in full (good lord I procrastinate! How was this on top of my to-do list...)
I love it XD
There is nothing I can say beyond I was laughing my head off for most of the story, on a bus, and everyone's just looking at me like 'what's so funny', and unfortunately I didn't know how to explain to them a) who Legolas was and b) why this story was hilarious.
You're a busy person (running the Empire and all) but if you ever do write some more Crackfics I'll be happy to read them.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Thanks a lot dude! That puts my spirits in a jolly mood.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

This is wonderful, Sheev! So funny. I had no idea you were an author!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Pure genius, PoDaM! Well done!

Question, though: Who is Sebastian, where did he come from and what happened to him?

[Sebias of Redwall]

My goodness. *That moment when an eight year old's writing is better than what you yourself can conjure.  *

Seriously, though, this was great! It made me smile, chuckle, cackle, and laugh more than once.  GIMME THE SEQUEL!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Thanks, yo!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Seriously though, have you considered making a sequel of some sort? Or just another story in general? If you do, you should update it on here so we can read it!:D)

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I will meditate on this.