My completely random idea

[The Mask]

Can I be jester? Or perhaps Esquire?

[Faiyloe]

King and Queen are lame titles. How about 'Pan-Galactic God-Emperor of Humankind' and 'Pan-Galactic God-Empress of Humankind.' Sounds better, eh?

No just no...

If you want different how about Raja and Rani. 

[BlueRose]

King and Queen are lame titles. How about 'Pan-Galactic God-Emperor of Humankind' and 'Pan-Galactic God-Empress of Humankind.' Sounds better, eh?

............ King and Queen will be just fine, Rus.

Can I be jester? Or perhaps Esquire?

Why?

[The Mask]

Because! Or maybe pet dolphin? I heard dolphins make great companions.

[Søren]

Both! 

I WONT LET THIS BLASPHIMUS BLOODSHED OCCUR!!! (Or, at least not to Amber, I already rented the Lambo-limo. )

[Faiyloe]

Ah don't worry the Queen of hearts executions always seem to be... avoided.

WHO STOLE MY TARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mask]

*Wipes crumbs off mouth* Not me.

[Faiyloe]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Mask]

How about my flipper?

[Rusvul]

   Hey, dude... want a mnemonic clone? Trust me, in the sci-fi setting I'm using technology from, you are no more than your body and your brainwaves. C'mon, I can even do the mental scan a couple seconds after your beheading if you like. As long as the brain stem is unharmed... You'll just wake up and be like 'Wah! I got killed!'

[Søren]

Rus:

[Rusvul]

My four year old phone doesn't like GIFs. Care to give a transcript?

[Søren]

My four year old phone doesn't like GIFs. Care to give a transcript?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8062u2hAw1qdj4i3o1_250.gif
The bar scene in Star Wars II.
"You wanna buy some death sticks?"

[Rusvul]

That was a link, not a transcript. But I think I get the idea... Is what I would say if I knew what a 'death stick' was. Unless pink-skinned Andorian looking guy is holding one in his hand, and a 'death stick' is a space-cigarette.

[The Skarzs]

WHO STOLE MY TARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Wipes crumbs off mouth* Not me.

. . . Or me. . . *Hides tart behind back.*

Say, why go with beheading? I could just squish 'em!