Invade!!!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Revives Long Patrol* Onward chaps! Eulalaliaaa!!

[Hickory]

oh, so frightened, we're being invaded, I'll just use THE GIANT SUPERLASER DEATHSTAR IN THE BASEMENT!!!!


(I knew kotir had a secret)

[Delthion]

Destroy this thread! Fire at will!

[SilentSam]

Derp

[Hickory]

*Raises sword* Go, my Riders! Fight for Rohan! *Immediatly gets knocked over by random Nazgul*

[Delthion]

Will you ally with the power of Starfleet?

[Hickory]

Starfleet is nothing compared to the power of the force.

Kneel, ha ha ha ha, kneel be fore me, Gruven Zann Taggerung! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

-Last words of Gruven

[SilentSam]

*destroys the long patrol*

[Izeroth]

 *destroys the rogue crew*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Charges with a hundred thousand badger and elephant riders* Not this time, charge! * Charges*

[LT Sandpaw]

Sam they are powerful but they shall surly fall to our power.
*ODST Units drop into the battle and begin firing* Charge for the Sam ARMY, Take the Abbey!!!!
*Flood swarms into the abbey turning even the best warriors to the side of the Sam's* With our Flood allies we will be unstoppable HAHA! What are your orders Sam!

[SilentSam]

Take hostage the dibbuns! Take hostage anyone important! If they are not, or don't cooperate, KILL THEM!

[Hickory]

Cortana, activate Halo.

*Sprays bullets across room, sequentially wounding sam in the progress*

[SilentSam]

Help... me... *faints* *Samuel calls everyone to retreat and takes Sam* *Samuel takes wand and mortally injures Sagetip and Izeroth, and destroys Ashenwyte*

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

This battle is rather confusing...

Who shall I attack?